I wish he was trolling but he's probably not. He said he can't see his keyboard because of the tissue box, only his spacebar - WHICH IS BROKEN ANYWAY.
This is just sad.
Tango tried to re-enact it:
Welcome to ~Etho's Cursed Tech Setup Timeloop~: a retrospective on his beloved keyboard(s?) over the years (clip compilation here). Truly, no one is doing it like him <3
Oct 2013: He talks about how his D-key recently broke, but that's okay because he's remapped it to his F-key! (very clever solution, Etho) (Link: Mindcrack Season 4 - Etho's Ep 129 at 13:05 mins)
Nov 2013: Yes, his D-key is still broken, but he's had this keyboard for over 10 years and doesn't want to switch. It's a BenQ, not sure they even make it anymore (that makes this a circa 2003 keyboard) (Link: LP Ep 304 at 9:45 mins)
Nov 2013: While playing Terraria with Zisteau, he asks Etho if his keyboard is still being wonky. Etho says no, the keyboard is fine, it's just his D-key that doesn't spring back. But it's actually a good thing because now it's ultra-sensitive (Link: Etho's Terraria 1.2 Ep 25 at 15:40 mins)
HOLD ON HOLD ON THAT ONE POST ABOUT S10 AROACE GRIAN AND THAT ONE POST ABOUT SIREN SCAR-
Aroace Grian who's a fisherman and friends with Scar, a siren, because Scars magic doesn't work on him.
Scar Is also aroace. He just likes eating people.
Gem also needs to be in this. Shes a cursed lighthouse keeper maybe.
The nice thing about docks is it’s really hard for people to sneak up on you. Grian hears the clunk of Gem’s dark blue boots and turns to blearily watch her approach from the fog soaked beach.
Gem stops a few feet away, looking at him with—surprise? “You’re alive,” she finally says. Her eyes dart to the water, then back to him. “Wow.”
Grian has no idea if he’s being insulted or not. The sun’s barely up, why is he having to Do People. He could barely handle the fish. “Yup,” he finally settles on.
Gem smiles, sharp and delighted. “Not Scar food, then.” Like that’s something that makes sense, and she’s walking away before Grian can respond, calling over her shoulder, “welcome to the island!” before the fog swallows her back up.
Grian rubs at his eyes. Whoever said fishing was peaceful, again? Bloody liar. He's not going to know peace until he hooks the mending book.
He sighs, casts out his line again, and hums along with the song (the quiet, curious one he heard the first time he sat on the dock) being carried on the wind.
my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard
When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a paper bag onto his bedside table and said "The doctor said you can keep these, if you want. Like when you get wisdom teeth pulled." The nurse laughed so hard she cried.
ALTsometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.
The alien urge to be a blue collar worker
Holy crap this post got over 2k notes ????? Thanks y'all so much what the heck ?????
I think more minecraft youtubers should just announced that they're married or engaged out of the blue, with no prior indication that they even had a partner. Shoutout to Grian and now Owen for wholesomely blindsiding their audiences <3
This isn't misinfo! Owen is engaged, he tweeted about it as well as talked about it in his discord server!
Good for him however I love Jessassin’s the most
I absolutely love this set of tweets because it features some of the HERMITS NOT EVEN KNOWING
Well yes he does, he is bisexual (and also aro), but also his partner does use any pronouns! Idk gender wise how they identify if she's comfy with identifying as a woman, but I figured I'd just put it out there to be safe!
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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
Can't see it:
Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):
Need it soft:
Needs to be crunchy:
Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:
Broad texture tips:
It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).
Remember that vegetables are important because they contain nutrients that other foods don’t contain. NOT because they are low calorie.
Eating vegetables slathered in pork fat is always better than not eating vegetables. In fact fat will help you absorb the nutrients. Get those nutrients in your body by any means necessary.
